My Life - Black Eye

So I got a black eye in a basketball game last week and guess what? They don't heal fast. Ugh. I think one reason it was the worst time to get a black eye was because I was getting my braces off in the next few days. If you've never had braces then I should tell you, they take a lot of pictures. Also, take into account I am not a photogenic person, so it was pretty bad...

Don't you hate when you go to school and everyone gives you a funny look? Well I've been getting that look for the last two weeks! What I hate the most is, when people don't know you, they don't ask what happened. It pisses me off so much, but luckily, I've gotten used to it.

I think one reasons I'm telling my readers about this is to warn them! I've also gotten used to having a black eye so I don't care or notice it anymore, but you'll notice strangers staring at you and you'll wonder why and then realize it's because your face is messed up. So remember, never talk to strangers and always give people dirty looks. Then people will know not to mess with you. The second reason why I'm telling you is because when you do get a black eye, be prepared to receive an abnormal amount of compliments. Usually starting with the word "bad" and ending in "butt" (PG people). 

Anyways, I hope my experience will help and prepare you for the future. If it hasn't, buy this book... Just kidding, this book it's totally NOT about actual black eyes (Getting punched in the face in a basketball game), just thought it would work.

P.S. Don't try searching for a book about black eyes on Amazon, there isn't one.